Cremation grease fire 🔥

Cremation grease fire.
When a morbidly obese person is cremated and the excessive fat leaks out.

When 600 pound Uncle Joe was cremated he exploded into a massive cremation grease fire 🔥 and burned the building to the ground.

by E.F. Crazy, LLC. March 19, 2025

Chinese fire breather

Really spicy and sticky poop that takes forever to wipe!

Oh bro, sorry I was in the bathroom for so long, I had a Chinese fire breather!

by BOBY SANCHEZ February 8, 2018

fire up the quattro

a god tier beatles fan account named after the quote by the legendary gene hunt 😎😎

ay up subscribe to fire up the quattro its my beatles fan account 🔥🔥

by seabass 🔥 January 19, 2025

Fire Extinguisher

When you and your mate are tag teaming a ginger haired woman. And you finish him off on her.

I extinguished her fire crotch with his hose.

I was the fire extinguisher and my mate provided the hose.

by RuNNerxJ August 13, 2022

i’m fired

When you’re hella high or baked.

“Dude i’m fired”
“Last Friday I was fired”

by pp69poopoo420 April 5, 2020

FIRE

The name you give to your new boyfriend after the fire department shows up on your first date at an upscale restaurant.

My new boyfriend is FIRE. In this case, please DO not call 911.

by NonnaK April 3, 2025

never fired, dropped once

A derogatory term used for French military equipment. References the joking tendency to drop their weapons and surrender the moment anything happens- never fired (didn't get a chance to) and dropped once (they dropped the weapon when they surrendered).

Person 1, walking up to a gun store counter: "Let me see that rifle."
Person 2, behind the counter: "This here is a genuine French military rifle. Never fired, dropped once."

by ATELOS May 20, 2023