National get absolutely fucking railed by your girlfriend savannah day 

The day where Savannah fucks her girlfriend until said girlfriend forgets her own name.

“What day is it?”
“It’s National get absolutely fucking railed by your girlfriend savannah day“
“Good to know”

National get absolutely fucking railed by your girlfriend savannah day by Gracie... April 20, 2021

I'll splater cherry pie on the fucking wall behind you 

To shoot someone, usually in the head and blood splaters on the wall behind them and the brains and blood look like cherry pie.

If you fuck with me I'll splater cherry pie on the fucking wall behind you.

I'll splater cherry pie on the fucking wall behind you by Teeta January 25, 2008

what are you, fucking gay? 

The question I'm going to ask you!

Me: What are you, fucking gay?
You: STFU, I'm not!
Me: You're looking this up on urban dictionary... Pretty sure you're gay.
You: You created this definition, though!
Me: Just to help people like you come out that they're gay.

what are you, fucking gay? by lilzor May 10, 2017

platonic fucking

A male and female having sex out of friendship rather than sexual interest.

I want some platonic fucking. We'll fuck, but not in a sexual way.

platonic fucking by Sex Jerry February 22, 2013

die fucking wigger 

A quote by the great LAF

A bunch of wiggers drove by blasting that damn rap so I growled DIE FUCKING WIGGER

die fucking wigger by The LAF January 25, 2004

cow fucking 

to have a large and entertaining party, usually ending in sex and large consumption of alcohalic beverages. Called cow fucking for the need of 4 stomachs to hold all the alcohal

Dude i can't wait to go cow fucking tonight. This is gonna be awesome

cow fucking by Captain Sexarific September 18, 2008

Keep fucking that chicken 

A sarcastic statement made to humorously disparage a person's efforts.

Based on newscaster Ernie Anastos cursing to the weatherman Nick Gregory, after Gregory gives his idiotic weather forecast on 9/16/09. Anastos, in some mocking banter to Gregory, said, "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick." Gregory responded, "I guess that's me?". Anastos bitingly, and hilariously, adds "Keep fucking that chicken!"

After the president pledged to spend billions of dollars to prevent encrypted communications, a voice was heard from the back of the press room: "Keep fucking that chicken, Obama!"

Keep fucking that chicken by Todamont September 28, 2010