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Jumping from a high point doing 3 back-flip perfectly landing the dick in the Vagina and cuming
Omg Dude Carl is Going for the Triple Back-flip Ultimate Dragon Fire
by Joe Can Eat Eggs January 11, 2020
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Ah, in my blood by imagine dragons. As you may know, Lisa cimorelli claims that "she has never heard this song before." Many people choose to believe that's not true. This is an iconic line and will haunt Lisa Cimorelli till she grows old. Hopefully one day she'll do a cover but I dont think it's in her blood to do it.
"In my blood by imagine dragons? I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT SONG BEFORE!!"
by laurencimswife December 7, 2020
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named dragon

A super cool dude. Generally very respectful and won't take anyone's shit. Super nice to people who deserve respect. He is selective with the people he surrounds himself with. If your lucky to be in a Dragon's life, be appreciative and respect him.
Person A: Hey have you met the dude named Dragon?

Person B: yeah he's kinda rude.

Person A: Well, you have to give him the respect he deserves to be respected by him.
by AirForceDude261 June 11, 2022
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Dragon

Thomas - hey you like dragons?

- yeah why

Thomas - than drag on deez nuts across your face

- goddamnit Thomas you did it again
by Your average arsonist May 3, 2023
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Dragon hoard

An absurd amount of fucking pocket change, typically found in people's cupholders, or customers who are asses.
"Damn Mike! You got a big-ass dragon hoard in your car!"

"Ugh, here comes that one customer, Bill, with his fucking dragon hoard."
by Tparrett8 March 26, 2025
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The Dragon Fruit Special

During the Great Snaishem Wars of Independence (1019-1094), high ranking prisoners were often subjected to this punishment. This punishment involved the prisoners being locked into the lower dungeon of a castle, where their cell has a wooden boarded top with holes. Once imprisoned, the leader of the Snaishem, Helga, would consume enough Snaish dragon fruit to induce incontinence. Said bowel movement would then be unleashed upon the captive from above. Amongst those lucky enough to escape captivity this punishment became known as "The Dragon Fruit Special".
"Did you hear that Osven received the Dragon Fruit Special after the defeats of the northern campaign?"
by codynindasprite February 21, 2025
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