death foresight

A saying for when a funeral happens without anyone having died beforehand

"Black Sabbath and other bands held a death foresight for Ozzy Osbourne"

by Aussie123hehe July 10, 2025

tunnel of life and death

The vaginal opening in which a baby is pushed out of, or a woman who lays with multiple men and has multiple babies can receive the nickname tunnel of life. But in some cases the baby is not formed and the egg dies, causing blood to flow forth from the opening betwixt the lips of the vagina unless egg had been fertilized.

Dude Tammy almost had sex with me but she was on her period so I backed off.
I would too! I won't touch that tunnel of death!

Hey Ted, make any babies lately?
Hell yes! They be callin that bitch the tunnel of life she be poppin em out like mexicans!

Women are the tunnel of life and death. Just ask their vaginas!

by Hexous1 April 12, 2015

Social Death Penalty

A much more elegant way of saying "getting cancelled", in the context of Cancel Culture specifically.

A notable figure: *says or does something against the accepted norm*

The Internet: We sentence this cretin to the Social Death Penalty.

by MDLuffy1234 April 13, 2023

wolf pack kiss of death

when you do the wolf pack hand gesture and stick your hand in the oppenent's mouth.

Marco was so happy to see Pete that he gave him and Zaman the wolf pack kiss of death.

by mpc6q7 September 28, 2013

Death by Jeff

When Jeff d sits on your face

Today I was bored so I got the death by Jeff for dinner

by raychristmaschickens August 20, 2024

Death Baguette

A long, cylindrical turd, possibly with scoring on one or more surfaces. Unlike the more typical 'coiler' this monster extrudes in a nearly straight configuration.

Man, after all that kimchi last night I dropped a death baguette this morning.

by Thoringerveer February 2, 2022

Pink Screen of Death

Its like a blue screen of death in your head coupled with blushing, but brought about by sexiness. basically when you see something so sexy your brain stops for a minute and you blush really hard.

"hey check out the pic of this french maid... dude?" "oh sorry i just went a little pink screen of death for a second there

by blank.... April 26, 2014