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Grade D Bro

A bro that just flat out sucks at life. Consistently all about the pussy, and is more then willing to put the pussy in front of his bros. Has no idea how to blaze, literally a rookie. Torches bowls (straight up cashing center of bowl, and then fails to clear the chamber, wasting all the bud), pulls filters out, and drops Js on command. Pretty much fails to go hard for extended periods of time. Is always late for shit, takes forever to get ready and/or just has no concept of time or commitment at all. After being around people or a place for too long, usually more then a few minutes, will contaminate the place and bros in it, forcing grade As to unwillingly and subconsciously make less then Grade A moves. Pretty much a leech to whatever bros he’s hanging around. Nothing more then a cancerous cell and parasite to all Grade As. A bro that just no matter what can't make a single Grade A move no matter how hard he tries. Leaves his boys hangin all the time, to the point where you can predict his next grade D move. Basically a grade F but for some reason you and all your grade A boys take pity on him and refer to him as D as if to inspire some false hope that maybe one day he'll make a decision that would include any or all of the following: pulling through for his boys, hooking them up with a banger, smoking them down, introducing them to the limited pussy he knows, or just making a selfless grade A move to help a fellow grade A out no matter what the situation or cost.
1)Grade D bro drops fully packed bowl all over the floor
Grade A: "Fuckin grade D man"

2) Grade D: "Yo guys I think I'm gonna take the whole summer off from blazing"

3) Grade D: "Yo man ill be there in ten"

Grade A: "Yo it been an hour where are you"

Grade D: "Shit my bad ive been at this other party for like a half hour its so cool and theres all these hot girls...Cya" hangs up like nothings wrong

4)Grade A to fellow Grade A: "Damn that was a nice roll dude, to bad that fucking grade D chiefed that shit 17 times in a row, sucked out the filter, and then tossed it half way through"

5) Grade A: "I'm starting to feel like a huge bitch like im about to be all about the pussy, I dont feel like going hard, and I just wanna hoe out all my boys for no reason"
Other Grade A: " Dude its cause that fucking grade D has been here for like 3 minutes hes a fucking cancerous cell dude this whole place is contaminated."
by GRADE A BRO June 28, 2010
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Cool story bro

The most suitable response one can give to a story that completely wasted ones precious time. Parents, co-workers, and history classes often provoke its usage.
Bobby: So guess what? Nina wrote me up again, because i came to work late the other day.

Kelly: Cool story bro.

*FML why does Bobby think i give two shits about his life??? Please lord have this shift end already! He makes my job REAL RUDE*

Teacher: Agriculture was key to economic progress in the early ages.

Student (shouting): COOL STORY BRO!

Mom: When i was your age i always had my room spotless.

Son: Cool story bro.
by RudeApproved March 25, 2011
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Yeah Bro

Agreeing in a sarcastic manner. Usually a follow up to an insult or sarcasm. Such as cool story bro
Me: I just got hit by a car!

ircfag: Cool story bro!

Me: Yeah Bro
by Malvager February 28, 2010
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HD bro

(noun) A bro from the high desert.

Wardrobe: Fiftynine-Fifty hat (sometimes, the bill is curled back), SPY sunglasses in black/ white, piercings & tattoos, metal mulisha or any sort of shirt or jersey from no fear (some prefer topless too), dickie's pants sagged, big belt buckle, tall black socks, & DVS shoes.

Hobbies: riding dirtbikes, smoking weed, having sexual intercourse with hot-ass brohoes, driving their lifted trucks, stealing from the mall, kicking ass, Glamis & Havasu, skating/bmx, starting the mosh pit at concerts, "chilling", having kick-backs, being loud & obnoxious, fucking shiit up

Music: kottonmouth kings, king spade, big b, icp, cypress hill, ect.

Diet: Budweiser! In-n-out, rockstar, monster, stoner burritos, whatever is handed to them

Most HD bros are white trash that go into the construction industry. They have a low tolerance for gays & ghetto people.
They "rep" the area code. (760 for most)
Guy 1: "what's wrong with that guy over there?! He keeps making dirtbike noises and slurring out cuss words!"

Guy 2: " That's my homie. He drank too much Bud Light. We need to drive him back to Hesperia ."

Guy 1: "fuckin HD bros have all the fun."

HD bro: "DGAF! DGAF motherfucker! 760 bizznatch! Get that chick over here! I'm going to eat her out ferrealll!"
by GAB-BREE July 14, 2009
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Dou Bro's

"Double Brown" AKA "Dou Bro" is a Kiwi Beer produced by DB Breweries in New Zealand in cheap as chips.
Bro #1 "Ow, are you going up to the piss shop?"

Bro #2 "yeah Bro"

Bro #1 "Oh Bro, can you grab a box of Dou Bro's there's only a few cans left in the chilli bin?"

Bro #2 "sweet as"

Bro #1 "cheers Bro"
by HannJobb February 4, 2010
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Fasho My Bro

When you are in total agreement with your "Home Boys"
Jenae: We should go to the rad concert tonight!
Alex: Fasho my bro!
by Drachnik December 22, 2008
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dont taze me bro

"bro i just had a fucking 3 some last night wth your mom"
"Dont taze me bro"
by Anonymous12315123123141 January 9, 2008
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