David

1. A maths nerd
2. And a bit of an english nerd (even though he'll never admit it)
3. Has the floofiest hair
4. Is the most amazing perfect guy EVER

"Look at that purple dinosaur out with his lawnmower - nevermind its just David!"

by dsl345897 November 7, 2022

David Jules

David Jules is the ultimate French you want to avoid. He doesn’t talk much, but he certainly catches your attention. He is intelligent, calm and tough. He takes opportunities that life brings along. You might accidentally fall in love with him without noticing. You don’t want to get too close to him cause it’s better to keep him as a lover, just like an old movie that you want to watch again time to time.

David Jules? Your middle name is Jules?

by Belea November 22, 2021

David Caruso sunglasses

The way David Caruso always takes off his sunglasses.

Dustin Hoffman must have taught David Caruso the David Caruso sunglasses.

by Solid Mantis February 24, 2021

david nora

Douche nozzle

Listen here you little david nora.

Used when you cant use vulgarity around people

by It's literally Hitler April 16, 2020

Star of David

A Jewish man's asshole

When Kyle got pantsed at the party, I wound up staring directly at his Star of David

by Ghost Maker October 7, 2023

David Doebele

David Doebele is a german entrepreneur and influencer. He is a Ralph Lauren icon and helps students in the finance sector to become high perofmance investment bankers.

David Doebele: „kann man nicht so pauschal sagen“

by DonDouglas June 6, 2022

Alan David Schlong

1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.

Oh, no, here comes Alan David Schlong with that giant microphone, what a schmutz.

by tirtle July 9, 2018