Old Man

When a young girl (minor under 15) being with an old man( more than twice her age) is acceptable. Because she is being raised by crangster gansters in the early 90's. In that world 🌍 those things were accepted. And the girl didn't know any better.

Dennis wasn't my boyfriend he was my old man. He raised me.

by Angel constantinople April 19, 2021

Old

A washed up tight end

"Zach Ertz is an old man Cappo"

by Cappo_is_smart September 27, 2021

Old

Michael Lofton

Man my back is feeling like Michael Lofton! (As in my back hurts like an old guy's)

by Jk Jinx May 8, 2025

Old Harold

An old man that often spends his time in his condo. He often goes outside and angrily yells at the neighborhood kids for the hell of it, and his hairline has receded past the top of his head. He also occasionally fakes seizures to try and get insurance money (it always fails), and is overall a bitter old man to have to deal with.

Jack: Hey, did you hear that Old Harold is in the hospital again?
Dmitri: Oh, he's just trying to get insurance money again.

by ChuckChuckGoof August 1, 2025

king of old gen

Lulz was the best old get until he quit to do better things in his life

the king of old gen vanish when they needed him most

by Lulzxo October 27, 2021

Old fashion Harold

When you use baby powder or gold bond to powder your privates and say HAROLD.

While putting gold bond between my booty cheeks I yelled HAROLD! Thus giving me an old fashion Harold

by Baby Harold October 11, 2025

Old School Crim

A type of criminal who is generally from an earlier era where police and criminals had both a level of respect and regard for eachother, had a set of guidelines or morals and was a hard, genuinely tough person. a.k.a when pushing not a person to take lightly.

Person #1: Dad ran into David the other day. Kept saying he always respected him and that he was an "old school crim" or something, not like the pussies today.
Person #2: He's a tough bloke.

by Ares_psychosis December 21, 2013