Aged like Fine Milk

When something aged so bad it's actually good.

Kwite: "The SSSniperWolf situation can't get any worse"
Random guy in the comments 2 years later: "This aged like fine milk"

by theboxmann October 17, 2023

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milk

a comman white drink made in cattel farms.

for example. one day joshs dad went to buy milk even though last time josh checked theyer was a full jug of milk 18 years latter josh is still waiting for his dad untill he got a letter from his dad it said you are a worthless peice of crap that was born at a wallmart. aftter josh read that he said well this sucks then he went to the bath room to pea and pushed so hard his kindneys exploaded and he died.

by real chicken September 9, 2022

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zhu zhu milk

ONLY for tabby. Only tabby can make and drink zhu zhu milk. if you aren’t tabby and you drink zhu zhu milk, FUCK YOU.

“i really want to make some zhu zhu milk !”
“sorry, you aren’t tabby. you have to walk the plank now”

by lesboninjago March 14, 2022

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sparkling milk

Carbonated beverage only the highest members of society can appreciate. Legend has it that the sigma male fed carbonated milk to giga chad through his moobs to help gigachad grow.

average person: 'omg uuuggghhhh is that sparkling milk, yuck i can't believe you're drinking that'

giga chad: 'LESGOOOOOO I LOVE SPARKLING MILKKKK'

by Sparkling Milk June 2, 2022

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Small Milk Phase

The phase in a woman’s life (usually in there 20s) when they live by themselves and only have to pay for their own expenses. This is a time where women do what they want with little to no obligations, except maybe their job. It’s called the small milk phase because this is when a woman only has to buy their own food. Therefore they opt for the small containers of milk (like a quart) instead of a gallon.

I heard Tiffany’s term in the peace corps ended now she’s off to Soho for her small milk phase

by JJCostel May 2, 2020

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