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holy crack

the space within Jesus' asshole otherwise known as a holy crack seeing as in an ordinary person said part of the body is also known as crack and referring to Jesus' holiness it is referred to as the holy crack.
Person 1: How would Jesus deal with unbelievers father.
Priest: Jesus would reveal unto them his holy crack.
by jesusasslicker January 3, 2019
mugGet the holy crackmug.

gay boy crack

Gay boy crack isn't really crack, it’s nos gas. But it’s what hard core druggies call nos because of the minor experience of euphoria you feel compared to that of other drugs.
T: Bare gassed to pop some e’s at rave later.
Cee: I’m too shook to do pingers, let’s do balloons, nos is bare fun!
T: Nah Cee, dead that.
Cee: Fine, I’ll just cut now then
Des: Go get fucked off your gay boy crack then u pussio.
by Silent_t October 8, 2019
mugGet the gay boy crackmug.

Crack head

by Dog lover 34594 October 22, 2019
mugGet the Crack headmug.

The crack

The point at which a person is too drunk for you to understand the majority of what they type.
Person 1: "inst ti amzmangh wo rbbis hae eras"
Person 2: "You've reach the crack already haven't you"
by EscapeNitro September 23, 2019
mugGet the The crackmug.

Crack blaster

When you run out of toilet paper and have to swish the water out of the bowl into your asscrack like a bidet.
I know my hands are covered in poop, I just had to pull a crack blaster.
by Dickbender December 4, 2021
mugGet the Crack blastermug.

Crack for two!

A oxygen thieving to be mother who consumes ridiculous amounts of crystal meth with no regards what so ever for her unborn baby! Typically lacking any and all forms of commonsense! An absolute disgrace to humanity.
OMFG did you know Ashley is still smoking crack! Yeah she’s having Crack for two!
by Organiz3d Chaos July 7, 2021
mugGet the Crack for two!mug.

Cracking The Function

to make something successful, or make it go your way.
Bro, no way you just threw back 8 percocets! Your totally cracking the function!
by Tayy9x June 21, 2022
mugGet the Cracking The Functionmug.

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