Service porn

Service porn, a sexual act of service . Example: cleaning your husbands house while simultaneously sucking him off, nicely blowing your man while he’s stuck in traffic to take off the stress or eating your woman’s ass while she’s doing yoga. Most service porn is easier done with one sucking the other off while one is multi-tasking, however if you can pull off F*cking them simultaneously; you’re a pro service porn provider.

My significant others favorite sexual acts lay in the service porn category.

by Lolsueme November 7, 2021

Porn

Representation of Something in any consumption form (usually visual form) that makes us feel that Something without having to go through the Real thing.
e.g. food porn, inspirational porn, poverty porn etc.
By default when we refer to the word "porn" without prefix it is assumed as sexual porn.

foo: do you watch porn?
bar: yeah I do. everybody does.
foo: what?
bar: I follow food porn, inspirational porn.
foo: no , I mean "porn"
bar: yeah. sometimes.

by jpeg2png November 10, 2021

porned

a better and funnier way of saying get recked

jason falls over
"get porned idiot"

by many corns for k ratty November 15, 2021

Porn

In future when Cumulative Human Intelligence (CHI) exists, porn is the merging and connection of CHI. CHI is private way to engage in porn or sexual intercoarse with other individual, often times without the will of the other.

Man, having real sex leads to true relationship and commitment, I'd rather do porn privately in CHI. I'm gonna CHI with a chick I like.

by Admin of CHI March 13, 2022

Porn

its an addiction, but not all addiction are bad. Just like this one

I like to watch gay Porn

by CumSlayer March 15, 2022

rhino porn

All you gotta do is strap a dildo to your head and peg each other in a mud puddle.

We told you before, we're not doing any gay bear porn!

Yeah, no shit. We wrapped that last week. We're on to rhino porn now.

by anonymous March 17, 2022

Porn

This is a common phenomenon that usually appears to happen in beds across the world but, can also happen in other places like the cupboard or the pool.

Larry: Hey Jenny, want to porn?
Jenny: Sure! Bed or Pool?

by riley_reid March 19, 2022