Protein punch

Go to any gas station and buy 3 fit crunch bars or other big protein bars. Then freeze them and insert all 3 into your anus. After that shit them out and eat them.

Bro I just did the protein punch.

by T bone 15 November 23, 2025

Punch the Fairy

The act of Female Masturbation: Involving intensive clitoral stimulation.

After a long day at work nothing beats using a brand new vibrator to punch the fairy

by Killer Chimera Queen April 14, 2019

jerking in the punch-bowl

It is similar to poisoning the well. An act of claiming a good thing for the sake of owning it and ruining the fun for everyone else.

Person 1: The guy who copyrighted the Happy Birthday song was an ass.
Person 2: Yeah, he was really jerking in the punch-bowl.

by Hmanlyman May 26, 2020

punched in lasagne

A very messy period ridden vagina

Jeoff: “Did you see her pics;)”
Robert: “Yeah she was on her period... it was a punched in lasagne”
Jeoff; “oh shit. I’m sorry”

by Cousin noncer December 5, 2017

korean death punch

When a person punches the schpinter and pierces the anus, the receivers anus swallowing through fist completely.

My girl gave me a Korean Death Punch last night and I can't walk anymore!

Want another?

by Thunderroad75 May 9, 2024

Penix punch

Belief by Atlanta Falcons fans that Michael Penix will save their franchise. A form of copium.

“I drank the Kirk Cousins kool-aid, but then I switched to Penix punch.”

by that80sguywithbonitis July 11, 2025

Shotgun punch

The act of punching a shotgun bullet that is considered a projectile and not hitscan to receive any benefits you receive from parrying a bullet.

If you want to be optimal you have to Shotgun punch.
I was making fun of this blue GoPro with 13 cents, it was funny till' it Shotgun punched a shell right up my ass.

by equACHOO-,sorry its equinox February 8, 2023