Jade Penis

'Jade Penis' is a common autocorrect fuck-up when attempting to say 'jalapenos' For example: 'What toppings did you have on your pizza, hun?' 'Oh, pepperoni, capsicum and Jade Penis' o_O

I lurve Jade Penis on my pizza - om nom nom.

by Kurtis McStrange October 31, 2017

pringles penis

when you put a tube of pringles where your penis is and then insert it into a female vagina. it makes the vagine extra flavourful and makes it taste like the pringle flavour you bought.

i shoved my pringles penis into her vagina.

by szizminsan June 30, 2016

golf penis

a penis that consists of golf ball tattoos, very small, not thick. a sad little penis.

braden has such a golf penis!

by lowkey.storm January 22, 2017

acid penis

The penis that cleans your insides vigorously.

That acid penis is going to clean you up real good.

by Too_Big_to_fit February 7, 2017

Penis Monster

a monster that lives in Alabama who has a penis for a face he seeks children in the night to deep throat them so hard that they choke

I went downstairs and saw the penis monster

by ftfyghunjinhbygvutfcrdyfvgybhk June 1, 2020

Penis Buffet

When a blessing of gay men all randomly want to sleep with you.

I say blessing because a group of unicorns is referred to as a blessing and gay men are typically unicorns.

And what a blessing it is...

I recently started dating a guy and then all of these random guys on Grindr started messaging me asking to sleep with me. I wish I was single to take advantage of this penis buffet.

by Penguino162 December 16, 2012

Carny Penis

When you've masturbated so many times your penis is dry and scaly like a carny's

Shit brah that porn was great, 'cept I got me a carny penis now!

Dude your mom gives me a carny penis every time

My carny penis is giving me hella dandruff

by Da Bearded Lady July 5, 2012