hammer on my jimmy

To masturbate aggressively with no intention of stopping.

Greg: "What are you up to this weekend?"
Rodney: "Nothing much. Probably just gonna sip a bottle of whiskey and hammer on my jimmy."

by THE HOLE WIZARD January 25, 2017

shitting in my toilet

creeping on one's Turf with the intent of causing issues.

Boy 1: "that gang of rejects keeps shitting in my toilet and it's getting on my nerves."
Boy 2: "yeah and soon this street will be on a pigs patrol if things don't settle down."

by grass_head February 13, 2020

my little boomer

Noun. The chrome horse emblem on the front of the Ford Mustang, as defined by Regular Car Reviews.

If this car were called the Probe everyone would fall over it as a light, rear drive, manual sports coupe. But because there's a My Little Boomer on the front, people run to something other than the FR-S instead.

by nlpnt June 8, 2020

fall my hand

A Nigerian slang that is used when someone is disappointed by a person or an event.

Wole just fall my hand yesterday. He didn't send me the money he was owing me.

by ZaccEli June 16, 2020

Accept my word

Something that urban dictionary isn't familiar with

"PLEASE JUST FUCKING ACCEPT MY WORD SLERDPINK"

by Kaylenissocuteuwuwuw June 28, 2020

Shitting on my game

(v) When a friend or another male interferes with your interaction with an girl. Usually by bringing the attention to himself by boasting or other means. Frequently occurs when the other male is jealous of your progress; an extremely douchey form of cockblock

John: So I finished that book you were telling me about

Linda: Yeah, isn't it great?

*Jack Enters*

Jack: Oh that book! You know that I actually worked with the author on a short story!

*Linda diverts attention to Jack*

Linda: Oh? What is he like?

John: Stop shitting on my game, Jack

by Kugelblitz November 16, 2012

Gurgle my Nurgle

meaning to gurgle (Gargle) ones nargles (testicles). Often used as an insult to intone immaturity in the user as well as the insultee.

John: yo bitch grab me that soda pop
Joe: Fuck you bitch, gurgle my nurgles.

Rodney: Yo, this chic was a total 10 last night!
Lewis: Oh ya?
Rodney: Yeah! but she didn't gurgle my nurgles! :(

by GurgleMYnurglesBIATCH December 14, 2012