Ass itches? Scratch it with a fart, they say.. Tobasco pants are what happens when ya got a spicy bungus, and try to scratch yer ass with a fart.
by Aztec03 July 23, 2018
Get the tobasco pantsmug. Pattern arising from repeated attempts to scratch a poorly cleansed anus by poking one's finger in it through one's pants
I had insufficient time and dedication to duty to wipe after an excessive chod. This led to a nutella coated chocolate starfish that became frightfully itchy needing prompt and decisive action. My wife later admired my Polka Dot Pants and asked where she may obtain similar from
by F34 May 11, 2025
Get the Polka Dot Pantsmug. Usually fucking pants happens after a heavy night of alcohol drinking. Some urges can not be contained by a zipper. First you get hammered then you get nailed. Can also be alternative for the word "fuck".
It's looks like she has her fucking pants on, hopefully she gets everyone some tonight.
I hope these boys are still awake, I got my fucking pants on.
All my hay days friends are fucking pants!!!
I hope these boys are still awake, I got my fucking pants on.
All my hay days friends are fucking pants!!!
by Bog ding October 3, 2016
Get the Fucking pantsmug. The pants that give you swagger to walk through life like a semi normal person.
(Swagger pants™️ is a trademarked term)
(Swagger pants™️ is a trademarked term)
by Blinging July 11, 2018
Get the Swagger pantsmug. Charlie took pride in his skills as a prodigious pants whisperer; and indeed, his emissions seldom exceeded the volume of a stage whisper.
by jawbone February 7, 2010
Get the pants whisperermug. by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 31, 2023
Get the Shatner Pantsmug. A person who's company you enjoy while also being able to engage in a healthy, non-committal sexual relationship
Adam is a confirmed bachelor. He has many friends. Many are Pants-On. However, from time to time he does have Pants-Off Friend.
by bachelorlife June 14, 2017
Get the Pants-Off Friendmug.