man hunters 

A freakin awesome video on youtube about two guys hunting a wild white wildebeest. Made as an assignment for Honors Chem. Watch it. Its hella funny.

Person 1: "Wow, have you watched that man hunters video on youtube?"
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "Well than just leave, no one wants you here."
Person 2: (crying)"Fine...maybe I will..."

man hunters by KNCN January 6, 2009

man off 

To masturbate, or to otherwise do something private and/or embarrassing.

Anthony: Steve, your a douche, why don't you just go man off in the corner.

After seeing a very attractive naked woman on the beach, Steve felt the sudden urge to man off.

man off by ezra j March 6, 2008

Man Slapped

Where a man slaps someone across the face with their cock.

Also a Man Slap

After the Blowjob Jeff Man Slapped Mandy

Man Slapped by jockofclubs May 20, 2008

Man Grout 

Male ejaculation. Jizz, come, you get the drift.

Common Man Grout terms.....

"Ooooooh I'd grout her tiles"

"S'cuze me love. Can I grout your toilet"

"Oooooooh I'd love to spray my grout gun in her bathroom"

Man Grout by Tibolticus May 19, 2008

man-cannon 

Cock. Dick. Dong.

All of the above.

"SuckMyGlock45 loves to suck man-cannon until it fires in his mouth"

man-cannon by MSP2434 May 21, 2008

man-scarf 

something that can look hot if worn right and crap if worn wrong NOT for the over 40's. when its good its really good when its bad its puke worthy.

"Ewww that guy is like 54, and hes wearing a man-scarf!!"
"OMG, that guy is so hot he is seriously working that

man- scarf"

man-scarf by superbeanydude July 5, 2009

man squat 

when a man squats to piss like a woman.

man#1 is so lazy he has to take a man squat to piss.

man squat by duenan September 14, 2009