hammer on my jimmy

To masturbate aggressively with no intention of stopping.

Greg: "What are you up to this weekend?"
Rodney: "Nothing much. Probably just gonna sip a bottle of whiskey and hammer on my jimmy."

by THE HOLE WIZARD January 25, 2017

Bump My Jams

The word for invoking the action of turning on fun and amazing music in a white creeper van in Miami. Making the car swing from side to side and beat boxing / handwaving may occur

Hey Jose the radio sucks... can you Bump my JAms!!!

Ashley this song is too slow.. bump me some rap music

" I dont wanna listen to Obama talk on the radio" Bump My Jams!

by JDG 3 May 15, 2011

my nans car

its a fucking lambo now go fuck yourself

my nans car is a lambo that can turn into a tank now go fucking die

by ur nan is my grandad March 18, 2019

washing my face

Euphemism for taking a long, steamy shit.

"Dude, what are you doing in there? I gotta take a piss!"
"Chill out bro, just washing my face."

"Dudebro, I gotta wash my face so goddamn bad now"

by DudebroGrosby October 21, 2014

not even in my dictionary

It's not even come across in mind; not even an option; a new idea presented that was rejected due to it is being incoherent to the person's belief

A : Maybe you can quit your work and simply rely on your parent's fortune
B : Sorry, man. That's not even in my dictionary.

by nopassword June 3, 2016

my ass is numb

when a large shit goes out your ass and hurts then feels numb

mom my ass is numb

by Man is man December 8, 2020

hold my titties

When a girl about get in fight she ask her homie to “Hold her titties” so they don’t get in the way.

Yo bitch hold my titties, about to fight this bitch

by Josè McDonald August 28, 2017