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Jesus

A caring kid who loves his friends and is smart,wise,cute,handsom,and Athletic. He will be shy to girls, specially to pretty blonde ones and will specially like Madisons or hazel eyed girls. He will always defend people he loves or cares about. If you have a Jesus as a guy or person you line ir care for do not let him go.
Jesus is a cute, nice boy
by Tigres 10 November 15, 2018
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Green Jesus

Description for some bomb ass weed that has you seeing the Matrix...
'Chilling at home, playing Borderlands, stoned off my ass on that Green Jesus...'
by otismakesmusic March 10, 2023
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Western Jesus

A weird kid. He always thinks everyone likes him. He usually goes on the dark web to buy weird stuff.
Jake: He’s acting like a Western Jesus.
by anonymous November 27, 2020
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Russian Jesus

The man who walked on tanks

Turned water into Vodka

Gave children trench coats

His mom was a mob boss

His dad was a whore
Did you hear about Russian Jesus? He is GOD
by Mr. Jesus.com March 23, 2022
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Jesus (the guy with the note8)

Jesus is a mexican guy who almost got banned from the tomia.ly server and he also got a samsung note 8 that has a verizon rom which gives him nightmares, also Jesus Wants to Sue Verizon

He is also very gay
Jesus (the guy with the note8) hates verizon because his phone is locked
by Arandomtechguy July 13, 2022
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Creepy Jesus

The demon of Jesus who lurks in your hallways at night 😈
CREEPY JESUS IS GONNA GET ME
by JesusLover2028 August 29, 2022
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Jesus Christ

The King of Kings and Lord of Lords (The God who Created Mankind)
The Lord Jesus Christ is the King Of Kings And Lord of Lords.
by TimmyTastic March 24, 2024
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