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Car Ugly

The ugly/disgusting physical appearance one develops after a long car ride or trip. Edematous face, chapped lips, pimples, greasy or dry skin.
Her: Did you see Maley yesterday?
Him: Yeah didn’t she just get back from Mexico?
Her: She looked hella car ugly.
by VoyagerII April 11, 2022
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car

another way of saying "cat", typically used by Gen Z and Gen Alpha on Instagram reels, YouTube Shorts, and TikTok.
reel: *shows a sad cat*
*Instagram reel comment: "someone give that car a hug right now"
by theheem February 13, 2025
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car balls

Noun: the condition of your balls after a long car ride, while not letting your balls breathe. This can result in a stale, sweaty pair of nuts.
I just drove non-stop for 6 hours. I need a shower to get rid of these car balls.
by icrazylegs June 29, 2018
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car bound

To go to a free party and in a car then spend the majority of the time in it, generally sniffing ketamine.
"did will morter even get to da party last night?"

"Yeah mate but he spent the whole time car bound sniffing cks"

"safe......"
by Big Traps November 22, 2013
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E.R. Car

The term "E.R. Car" is used to illustrate how much money a trip to a local hospital emergency room (local E.R.) will cost. So if the typical price of a car runs anywhere from $5,000 to $20,000 for a used car, and then anywhere from $30, 000 to $70,000 for a new car, then it is not unreasonable, in today's American healthcare environment, to equate the price of one car to the cost of one emergency room visit.

A similar term is "E.R. House," used to describe the cost of emergency room care for a truly catastrophic medical situation where the price of just one emergency room visit equates to the price of a buying a house.
"I got taken to the emergency room in an ambulance, and after all the x-Rays, all the blood work, all the CT scans and after consulting with four different specialists, the emergency room sent me home and then billed me for over $45,000. That was my first ever E.R. Car in my whole life, and I hope it was my last."
by Innocent Byproduct March 2, 2024
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Car Insid-'er Joke

A specific type of joke where you name a part from a very specific model/year of car as part of a sex joke.
'I can't bust a nut without a poster of 2001 Toyata Corolla wrapped around my head'

'Well, I can't orgasm without a windshield wipe of a 1998 Bentley Arnage up my ass.'

'Those are Car Insid-'er Jokes'
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Car Unicorn

That one car that you wish you could get back; the one that has given you the most trouble but you love it anyway
My 1999 honda accord 4 door was my car unicorn because even though she gave me rough times she was still the best car i know.
by Honda-Man May 3, 2021
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