boebert handshake

A handjob.

Last night we were on the couch watching a movie, and all of a sudden she's giving me a Boebert handshake.

by All Night Al April 8, 2024

Dropping hands

To get in a fight

That guy is going to make me start dropping hands

by Scp6000live April 11, 2024

Mammoth hands

No species has ever seen before the big fat giant shovels on the end of one’s arms that evade all scientific explanation.

Stranger: What on earth is on the end of Terris arms?
Leah: Oh that’s just her mammoth hands

by Founder of mammoth hands April 12, 2024

No hands

The act of masturbating without using your hands, usually in the form of humping a bed/pillow, and letting the semen splurge onto the sheets.

I did no hands today, it was quite the clean-up after.

by 10old9 May 1, 2024

Uod handshake

A handshake made by 2 friends that is a worm turning into a butterfly.

"Hey, let's do the uod handshake!"

by DancingDaffodilf May 2, 2024

Chicago Handshake

This is a slang term referring to a handjob.

Paying to get yourself jerked off by another man

"Johnny boy went and got himself a Chicago Handshake down at Robert's. I'm surprised they have em for only 10 dollars"

by Chris Da anonymous May 20, 2024

AI Handsome

The state of being so handsome that one's facial features appear to have been generated by an artificial intelligence algorithm.

They put his face on the cover of Wired because he was AI handsome - then they got a bunch of E-mails suggesting he wasn't a real person because nobody could be that good-looking.

by Mordecai Zravik May 21, 2024