daniel george calvert

every night he sneaks into the hospital ward for old people and steals the bedpans, he then takes the pee and smeers it on his face as he considers it an elixir of youth.

me: you look pretty young daniel george calvert
daniel george calvert: thanks to old people

by fartbender January 12, 2024

George Kambosos Jr.

Former WBO, WBA Super, and IBF lightweight champion of the world. He fights out of Australia.

P1: "Bro, George Kambosos Jr. fucked up Teofimo Lopez"
P2: "LETS GOOOOO''

by anonymous January 16, 2024

George Washington

George Washington was the first president of the United States of America. He is know for fighting in the Revolutionary War and being a good general while fighting. He’s one of the goat presidents 👍

you don’t wanna mess with George Washington

by a definitioner January 21, 2024

Curious George

When your significant other is showering and your hard penis peeks around the shower curtain to see what is happening.

Why are you sticking your rager around the shower curtain?
Shhh…he’s just a Curious George.

by Capt. Ivan Drago February 2, 2024

George Bailey's Finial

A small household project hauntingly unfinished for years, even decades. As with the problematic stairway finial in the Bailey household depicted in the film, It’s a Wonderful Life.

Clearly, his George Bailey's Finial, Dan should have cleaned out and organized that garage years ago.

by #RockYodaDoes February 5, 2024

George Washington

A sexual act involving one partner ejaculating on the other partner’s teeth, then making them brush their teeth with the semen.

Person 1: “Dude, did you hear about how this lady got George Washingtoned by her boyfriend?”

by COCOK February 6, 2024

George

George is a kind, patient man and he is the type of guy to cheer you up when you are down. He’s into several hobbies such as photography, cooking, and gardening. He is very outgoing and is a very handsome man. Often, people will refer to George as names such as “curious George” or “gorgeous georgous.” Some common mispellings of the name are gorge, or gorje. George is spelt Jorge in Spanish. He may make mistakes but apart from that he is an inspiring person who wants to see the good in everyone. If you know a George tell him I love you and make him a special person to you.

“Hey whose that new person at work getting all the ladies?”

“Oh him? He’s George”

“What a lucky fella.”

by Pumpkinped November 20, 2023