Descaling your fish

Male masterbation

Sam, I walked in on you descaling your fish!

by Whatkindoftree May 16, 2018

Sushi The Fish God

Sushi is a goldfish that lives in a small fishbowl with a sticker of the Apple logo with the text 'Sushi the iFish' on it. Shortly after sushi was named sushi and got stickered she performed magic. She's a god now and we worship her in the sushi cult.

Bitch 1- i want good luck
Bitch 2- pray to sushi the fish god
Bitch 1- yo sushi give me good luck
Sushi- i got you fam

by tiny the loser February 9, 2019

Mexican Fish Bowl

When you unhook the chain on the tank of the toilet. You then shit in the tank. The next person to use the toilet is in for a surprise. Revenge is yours . He has to clean the "Mexican Fish Bowl"

"Is Dave coming to the party?"

"No last year that bastard gave the main toilet a Mexican fish bowl. It took a ladle to get that shit out"

by Dirty Dirk 47 January 11, 2014

Cosmic Space Fish

Odd looking, pink, fish that were in the movie Muppets From Space...
*and they really like tea for some reason...*

Let the Cosmic Space Fish be with you!

by I am Neon! *Alysha* January 4, 2009

cod fish cunt

Term used for women that have a large, stretched out vagina.

"Ryan is a cod fish cunt"

by Thetruth1990 July 29, 2017

Fish eyed fool

1972-1977 CBS. Catch phrase used by Aunt Esther directed at Fred Sanford in response to his insults, frequently referencing all that ugly on her face. She will exclaim, "Why ya ole fish eyed fool!". Whilst the fish eyed meaning may be obscure, though has been used in the 60's or earlier, it may be speculated that Esther was telling Fred why he don't look in the mirror.

Why ya ole fish eyed fool!

by Sir Carlton August 7, 2021

fish without water

An extremely uncoordinated, clumsy, stupid, feeble, lout of a human being. It’s usual used too describe a persons utter lack of athletic ability and skill.

‘Cm Punk looks like a fish without water in the octagon‘

by chucky lavinder December 24, 2018