David Champion

This man is an absolute Champion with 10/10 rizz forbidden rizz the rizzler adolf rizzler
by Globglogabgalabb March 21, 2023
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DAVID-19

The illness spread from guys named David that causes them to have a very bad cough, anger issues and to hate guitar players named Eli. May also become terrible pickleball players as a result.
My buddy got DAVID-19. He is absolutely insufferable and won’t stop coughing!
by JimmyMac9 June 07, 2024
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Hayley and David

Two people that are madly in love with one another but just do not see it. Everyone else knows that they are meant for each other but they are both too pussy to ask the other person out.
Person 1: They are being like Hayley and David
Person 2: I know right like how are you so blind
Person 1: Yes they totally like each other
by motherofgod29 April 09, 2022
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David Caballero

A fine gentleman, who will ask you how your day was and love you from sunrise to sunset. May potentially be a smoochie.
Beautiful girl: man I love David Caballero he's so nice and cute.
by ballsballsbootyballs September 21, 2022
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david grgic

David grgic is a pseudonym for a guy with big fucking balls, its quite common that the balls get blown up when he tries to use them.
Boy 1: Hey have you heard about the new david grgic?
Boy 2: No, what or who is that?
Boy 1: Its the new guy with big fucking balls.
Boy 2: Oh yeah right! The ones that blew up yesterday!
Boy 1: Yes lol!
by JakkeThunz February 22, 2018
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cashew, david

a really cool dude who deserves so much more than the world actually gave him.
you’re so cashew, david.
by shawmariemal February 02, 2022
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cashew, david

a really cool dude who deserves so much more than the world actually gave him.
you’re so cashew, david.
by shawmariemal February 02, 2022
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