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goof bag

Quit being such a goof bag
by hunybuny March 2, 2009
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Ass bags

When a womans ass starts to increase in size, but instead of increasing to just be big and nasty, it does something else.
An Ass Bag retains it's upper dimensions, but increases down the leg. It appears to grow out of the upper hamstring region.
To make sure you've seen a true ass bag, just watch it move. You will see the normal ass pieces move accordingly. But the bag will show up in the last portion of the stride(look at the lower butt where it meets the hamstring) as what can only be called...Ass Bags.

The cause of an ass bag is actually the ass starting to lose it's rounded shape. It forms a tear drop and starts dropping down the legs.
http://images.inmagine.com/img/bigcheese/bcp023/bcp023010.jpg

The middle is starting in the process of gaining the status of "Ass Bag Holder" It is only starting the process.

http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-17691853.jpg?size=572&uid={25995690-2E67-409D-A763-1D170743973F}

This version would have ass bags, but she's gained too much weight and now the bag is just her massive backyard.

Picture evidence is not common with this condition.
by The Jenkernaut October 16, 2008
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Snarf bag

As a verb, it is the action of farting into a bag, quickly closing it, then suddenly projecting the air into someone's face.

As a noun, it is the bag which contains said fart.
"Dude, leave me alone or I'll snarf bag you."

"I thought it was my lunch, but it turned out Bill had made it into a snarf bag."
by Anditron March 3, 2009
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garbage bag

prophyillactic, rubber, trash can liner
judy usually kept a garbage bag in her purse
by michael foolsley November 26, 2009
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bag bro

n. a person of the male gender who spends his time befriending various dealers of crystal methaphetamine, portraying true friendship and loyalty, while really just ensuring his next fix.
most commonly used as a male-version synonym for the slang words 'bag ho'.
Stephanie: "Man, Mikah is so cool, he's like, my bag bro!"
Heather: "What do you mean? That he's got your back?"
Stephanie: "Oh hell ya!!"
Heather: "Sure he do... As long as ya got a SACK!!"
by stripper heather June 20, 2007
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Bag Rub

When a bitch rubs your sack for you from behind.
That hoe gives one mean bag rub!!!
by Tom S January 29, 2004
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Spunk Bag

Adj. - A female douche bag. A girl who goes to the bar and/or club every night. She drives a hummer, wears $200 jeans, and sleeps with douche bags in Affliction t-shirts. She constantly takes pictures of herself in her hummer, in her bikini, sitting on her couch, or wherever she is ever single minute of the day and posts them on Facebook for no goddamn apparent reason. No one really cares about this person, but she's hot, so she gets attention.
Oh look, Tamara was at Club Liquid last night, again, and she posted a picture of it on Facebook, again, and she's with a guy with a little dick again. That girl likes little dicks. What a Spunk Bag.
by HungusAmungus July 3, 2012
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