alex milo

Someone who eats strictly earl grey chocorant cake like it's nobody's business. They most likely have a YouTube channel with at least one hit song on Spotify but will never admit to their success. To be called an Alex Milo is considered a compliment and an insult at the same time, because who in their right mind would want to be an Alex Milo? Alex Milo of course. In conclusion, being an Alex Milo means never being accepted by Chinese mom's due to the amount of tattoos exposed while wearing highly functional street techwear and always having an extra camera lens in your 56th pocket of your arteryx veilance jacket because every moment is a Kodak moment.

Girl: I love my Alex Milo but my mom hates him
Friend: it's because of his tattoos right? Same here

by Some1 who loves alex November 22, 2021

Alex

A dick who has no dick.In other words, heś definitely ugly, but have become way less hot for not giving him what he wants in the milliseconds that he wants it from you.

friend:hey alex how are you
Alex : fuck you bitch

by 123455jk May 8, 2019

alex

my very much perfect boyfriend, platonic or not, who is literally my soulmate and my favourite person and I would stop playing minecraft just to text them and wouldn't be annoyed about it.

"woah, alex just texted me, now I'm gonna cry with happy tears and smile for the rest of my lifetime because I love them very much and they make me really happy and I absolutely adore them.

by greylol June 5, 2021

Alex coolagain

the best person ever is epic and loves islands and roblox and terraria and geometry dash and is better than any boy you have met in your life

alex coolagain is yaya mamaaa

by ms vancours class April 10, 2022

Alex

A fucking retard weeb cunt that likes to r**e little boys and eat shit
He is the worst creature God ever created
He can never enter heaven and is banned from hell
He is the gayest mother f***ker in the universe and should die a horrible death
He is also a furry

Thank goodness Alex isn't here,he's worse than the Five Nights At Freddys roleplayers

by Carbon_Sold1er March 25, 2020

alex quinn

The hottest boy alive, ginger and strong, his facial hair reflects his manlyness. His penis is huge, able to last all night and make his partner cum multiple times. Always straight ladies can't get enough of him.

I wish I was Alex Quinn he is so fit!

by Alexquinnander March 3, 2018

Alex

Someone who has no idea when to stop

Alex beat 10 times in one day

by Igotabigfuckingdick April 29, 2021