A person (usually a guy) who tries waaay too hard to get the attention, love or sex from the girl they like.
In most cases: a) the girl doesn’t even know the guy enough; b) she doesn’t care the slightest; c) she is obviously not interested.
Don’t confuse simping with just being nice, simping is being too intense and over-the-top.
In September a lot of simps can be found in horny jail.
In most cases: a) the girl doesn’t even know the guy enough; b) she doesn’t care the slightest; c) she is obviously not interested.
Don’t confuse simping with just being nice, simping is being too intense and over-the-top.
In September a lot of simps can be found in horny jail.
Jessica: Have you heard it? Pimp the Simp and his simp squad went simping a smoking hot redhead wearing leather jacket. Luckily Simp police led by captain Badass was nearby and intervened in time.
John Doe: Whoa! Were Pimp and Co sent to horny jail for simping?
Jessica: No, captain Badass was in a good mood, so she just fully restrained them and gave keys to the redhead after doing that “Don’t start now” dance.
John Doe: That’s brutal! How do you know all this in such detail?
Jessica: It’s simple - I am the redhead.
(Removes her blond wig and reveals herself in all fiery glory)
John Doe: (thinking) She is smoking hot, maybe I should simp her…
Jessica Redhead: (Uses her telepathic abilities to read his thoughts) Bad idea.
(Pulls out a badge showing that she is captain Badass).
John Doe: (Looks both intrigued and horrified)
Jessica Badass Redhead: (With a menacing glare and slightly grinning) I think we both know what happens next.
(Suddenly the ground cracks and from a chasm in a beam of light emerges Dua Lipa. She starts singing “Don’t start now”. Everybody is dancing)
Me: (to the waitress) This cocktail is nova! Gimme another one.
John Doe: Whoa! Were Pimp and Co sent to horny jail for simping?
Jessica: No, captain Badass was in a good mood, so she just fully restrained them and gave keys to the redhead after doing that “Don’t start now” dance.
John Doe: That’s brutal! How do you know all this in such detail?
Jessica: It’s simple - I am the redhead.
(Removes her blond wig and reveals herself in all fiery glory)
John Doe: (thinking) She is smoking hot, maybe I should simp her…
Jessica Redhead: (Uses her telepathic abilities to read his thoughts) Bad idea.
(Pulls out a badge showing that she is captain Badass).
John Doe: (Looks both intrigued and horrified)
Jessica Badass Redhead: (With a menacing glare and slightly grinning) I think we both know what happens next.
(Suddenly the ground cracks and from a chasm in a beam of light emerges Dua Lipa. She starts singing “Don’t start now”. Everybody is dancing)
Me: (to the waitress) This cocktail is nova! Gimme another one.
by NeonCyberpunk July 28, 2022
Get the Simpmug. Friend 1: bro friend 2 is a simp we were on a call for ages having fun then someone calls them and they get excited and leave instantly
Friend 3: friend 2 is a massive simp
Friend 3: friend 2 is a massive simp
by l1 phone clinic November 26, 2021
Get the Simpmug. “Omar she’s cheated on you multiple times, stop being a simp and dump her.”
“Yeah but she’s changed.”
*gets cheated on again*
“Yeah but she’s changed.”
*gets cheated on again*
by SprayAdhesive December 20, 2019
Get the Simpmug. A simp is one of the most powerful things on the planet. They have a strong energy that emits the noticing of simpual power. Simping for someone can mean to be in love with someone so much that you would do anything and I mean ANYTHING for them.
by SrTrev December 26, 2021
Get the Simpmug. giving your all to this one girl you would do anything for and never leaving her side
tell her how you feel about her everyday and loving her for who she is
posting her on your story and bragging about her and telling the “boys” about her
writing paragraphs for her and just making sure she feels worth it
tell her how you feel about her everyday and loving her for who she is
posting her on your story and bragging about her and telling the “boys” about her
writing paragraphs for her and just making sure she feels worth it
by Natalee27 December 21, 2020
Get the simpmug.