Bird

Bro walks into the room and it’s like a toxic gas alert — deodorant abandoned him years ago. He’s basically a walking “before” picture for soap commercials. And don’t even try having a normal conversation with him, because he’ll interrupt you just to lie about something no one asked about. Like, calm down Pinocchio, your nose is about to file for a building permit. He never stops talking, but somehow says absolutely nothing useful — it’s like listening to a podcast you didn’t subscribe to, about a topic you don’t care about, hosted by the world’s worst liar. Honestly, the only thing louder than his mouth is the smell.

That how is a bird

by Stickytoes August 19, 2025

Bird

To whip another individual’s vehicle without their permission.

Person 1: Yurr
Person 2: yurrr what’s the word gangy?
Person 1: yo yous lemme whip the caddy
Yous: no
Person 1: yo let’s go bird yous’ caddy!

Person 2: Say less I’m down

by TheBiggestBird313 March 7, 2023

Bird Box

When you ejaculate on a womans eyes to glue them shut, get them a cum rag and tie it like a blindfold and give them a reason to hurriedly navigate somewhere blindly

I got cum on Shannon's eyes so I threw a rag around her and told her the house was on fire, she hit 3 walls and knocked over the table trying to Bird Box her way out

by Hellyfish January 12, 2019

The Muddy Mother Bird

The sex position where the first partner stands over the second and proceeds to shit on the face of the second partner. The first partner then takes a knife and spreads the shit all over the second’s face. The first then proceeds to lick the shit off of the second’s face and and feed it to the second partner while both are kissing like a bird feeding its children.

Me and the mail man practiced the Muddy Mother Bird yesterday.

by RamRanchreallyrocks August 9, 2020

MORE BIRDS

When you see a group of birds you scream MORE BIRDS

Cranley:MORE BIRDS
ME:MORE BIRDS

by Rodney Stewart September 27, 2023

natter-birds

A crazy group of humans (normally adolescents) without a clear perception of the world around them.

That Billy and his friends are such natter-birds that they thought a potato was actually a piece of corn.

by ThisGirl0113 December 17, 2013

Angry Birds Economy

Another cool Angry Birds related Discord bot, but with powerful economy only.

P1: yo, you heard about angry birds economy?
P2: nah, what's this?
P1: this is a bot with angry birds related economy
P2: cool, imma invite this bot to my server and check it out

by GravyZet February 11, 2021