wet shaft

When someone licks their finger like a wet Willy but sticks it down a man’s urethra.

Jerry “Yo he’s naked in the shower sleeping give him a wet shaft”

Danial “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

by Ryguy18287491 September 22, 2022

Is water wet?

Uh yeah you idiot :)

Marc: hey, is water wet?

bob: Yeah, are you retarded?

marc: no no just wanted to ask

bob: sure you did *eye roll*

by Ahhhhhh :) May 3, 2021

wet donkey kick

When you swing your dong so hard it kicks somebody

Bro that wild wet donkey kick

by Hee hee45 January 27, 2023

Wet watch

When Pooch is being a pretty girl and a sad giraffe all the while blowing up the group text. 🤣

Pooch just wet watched the shit outta the group text.

by Mr. Donktionary April 5, 2021

Wet Dog

A wet top is a term used to define a characteristic of a white person.

"Oh did you know, Jay doesn't wash his ass with water after he has had a shit!"

"Ew thats proper wet dog behaviour you know!"

by Hahahaahah12334676 December 24, 2017

Wet pussy

The private part of a slut that's turned on and wants to be dominated and pounded

Example: "Oh daddy.. I have a wet pussy

by Ngh~ December 15, 2023

Wet Cuff

A woman's public hair soaked in giz.

The result of having porn or catholic (withdraw method) style sex.

Masculine:
"I wet cuffed her for the money shot"

Feminine:
"We weren't using any contraception, so I ended up with a wet cuff"

by Littleblueys January 20, 2009