<u

It's a retarded heart. For when you feel like you've said something loving in a retarded way.

Boyfriend: bby gurl I lyve yew.
Girlfriend: Fuckin A. You are a retard!
Boyfriend: <u

by FuckinAye February 12, 2013

q u v e r t

A fetishisation of aliens and another non-earthly beings. Can be for any appendages or features of the creature, more often than not, it is for the general incomprehensibe and indescribable nature of the alien. These feelings cause arousement for those that have this fetish.

That guy is a bit of a freak, he told me he likes q u v e r t

by Skippidy toilenist May 22, 2024

No u

Type it into Wikipedia it comes up as counterargument

I’m fucking serious dude look it up “No u” letaratly comes up as counterargument

by Thisguysayshi31 April 6, 2019

u up?

A text you receive between the hours of 12 and 4 am from somebody that’s been ghosting you all day; initiating that they’d like to talk to you and want you to come over.

They will continue to ghost you after they get what they want.

“Yeah he sent me a ‘u up?’ text last night but I ignored it”

Or

“I caved. He sent me a ‘u up?’ text and I just had to go see him one more time. He hasn’t spoken to me since.”

by MachuPicchu1232 January 7, 2024

No u

Your one way to win any argument against your friends.

Person 1: Ur mum gay
You: No u

by okfinehereisagoodpseudonym March 6, 2019

U fookin fah eh

When A british person calls you a fatty OI YOU FOOKIN FAH EH

Oi Scourage Your a " U fookin fah eh "

by anonymous March 17, 2024

cell-u-lar-versity

The act of attending class by calling another cell phone that is present in the classroom while you are not.

I bought two cellphones so my friends can take one to my classes for me. I stay in bed and call the phone in the classroom to listen to the daily lesson. I guess you could say that I'm attending cell-u-lar-versity.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009