A big fat ugly pig like creature. It likes eating others from its species and human meat. Sam pig is an ugly creature.
by Fatboiiiiiiiiiii October 3, 2019
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by Juliaeosepau August 16, 2022
Get the Sam mug.Also known as Mommy Mcheeks. Sam Mcteague is a thick puffy skinned boy who is know for sending paragraphs to women and having incest with his smoking hot sister Bertha.
"You know that Sam McTeague Kid?"
"Yea"
" He sent me a paragraph saying...TBH ur amazing and perfect and really nice and really fun and super easy to talk to <3 rate: 1000000."
"Yea"
" He sent me a paragraph saying...TBH ur amazing and perfect and really nice and really fun and super easy to talk to <3 rate: 1000000."
by Bryce Raped Hannah August 14, 2018
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by Mehehehehehi January 2, 2022
Get the Sam and Aimee mug.A great gym partner who is an absolute gym rat. His deadlift is phenomenal and his belt is even better. BIG Football guy.
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