Facebook Syphilis

A chronic cognitive impairment that is contracted chiefly by infection during unprotected use of Facebook. As the Facebook core demographic drifts older and to the right: the toxic memes and viral bullshit on your feed will fry your brain like a Sunday walk through Chernobyl.

Like regular Syphilis, those infected should expect to have their brains turn into swiss cheese.

There is no known cure.

My dad will not stop talking about how 5g can communicate with the COVID vaccine. I think he has Facebook Syphilis.

by TheFattestWeaboo July 26, 2022

Facebook Mafia

The tough guys behind keyboards

I posted something that someone didn't like and the Facebook Mafia came after me to blast my post.

by Brozilla 36 July 1, 2023

Facebook Terrorist

n.) a person who blows up facebook with constant wallpost, statuses, comments, etc.

Girl 1: This girl and her friend blow up facebook like its their job.
Girl 2: They're facebook terrorists. Omg.

by Niggawhoknowspeopleandthings August 18, 2011

Facebook Paradox

The paradox you find yourself in when you want to up-vote a social media item that has a sad or negative subject. . You merely want to bring the post to attention of your social network but you question whether someone will misunderstand why you are clicking "like/+1/thumb-up/up-vote/etc"

I struggle with the Facebook Paradox. do I click LIKE to share this news feed item, "'Clumsy the Clown' tragically falls from balcony to his death at children's birthday party." Why isn't there a DISLIKE button? Or a button for MEH?

by Rob G. aka theTexasWolf October 7, 2015

Facebook bombed

Facebook bombed

I posted a post to Facebook. A friend just posted a comment that upstaged my post. The friend just Facebook bombed my post by taking the attention from my post and placing the attention on their post. They Facebook bombed my post.

by Walt Stratton July 16, 2019

facebooking

facebooking is when using facebook for EXTREMELY long amounts of time
and/or never get off facebook

"hey is such a facebooker he never gets off facebook"
"yeah i know he is facebooking all the time"

by instagramer June 2, 2014

Facebook

Facebook is that shit that all those youngeons use nowadays to post up a bunch of shit about how “Crooked” Hillary Clinton is awesome or about the next (insert town name here)’s Mom’s Meetup! Back in the good old days we read a book if we were bored. Actually back in the good old days we stared at the fucking wall and watched that paint dry. I just hate how much fun and entertainment there is now. Unfortunately, this generation is as fucked as a hooker in Vegas!

Darrell- “Holy Fuck, if Stacy doesn’t stop posting on Facebook about fucking farmers markets I’m gonna smack my head into a goddamn wall!”
Maxwell- “ME FUCKING TOO”

by EricSparks November 6, 2025