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ryan jacobson

Ryan Jacobson dunks on Kawhi Leonard and Ashton.
OMG Ryan Jacobson just ended Ashton’s career.
by Ryanj123456789 June 20, 2019
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Ryan

Noun. A word used to describe a person who only lives with one viewpoint and ignores all counter arguments. This one viewpoint is usually a traditional view of only straight relationships being normal and not understanding why people adopt. They also don't understand how certain pathogens are spread.
Person 1: 'Bro why do some boys like other boys and want to adopt thats weird bro what if they catch aids bro'
Person 2: 'Stop being such a Ryan dumbass.'
by ScrotumMaster84 August 16, 2025
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Ryan

An anoying person who has no friends. He usually tries to use pickup lines and messes them up.
Ryan is so lonely
by Yo Yo MA Ma November 14, 2018
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Ryan

Ryan is my God
by Rytox August 15, 2017
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Ryan

Stubborn and competitive with others, he always wants to get his way. Ryan holds grudges and when you hit him, he hits back harder. Through his facade, Ryan is actually a sensitive being who feels for others. Ryan is deeply in tune with his emotions, but hides it well. Ryan is a loving guy who will do anything for you. Ryan will wear robes and care for you at all times. Ryan leaves people stunned with his handsomeness. Ryan is the best type of person to have in your life, don't ever let him go.
PERSON 1: "I told a joke to Ryan and he took offence, he's still holding as grudge; It's so annoying. He's been ignoring me all day and he keeps embarrassing me in front of the entire class!"
PERSON 2: "Oh, Ryan isn't mad at you or holding a grudge... His feelings are just hurt and he doesn't know how to talk about it or deal with it."
PERSON 1: "Oh, I'm going to apologise. He's also very handsome, I'll tell him that too!"
by fettahorse November 23, 2021
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Ryan (Jesus)

I've the body and power of Christ but my mind has been replaced with the the spawn of Satan
AHH have you seen Ryan (Jesus) over there
by NNN is for losers May 28, 2021
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Ryan

A fucking nigga who is a coonmam. He takes a shit and doesn't come out. He falls asleep while taking a crap on the toilet. Also he masterbaits at school without his pants on and gets suspended
Ryan is a big nigga
by Ggfdnuclvft February 6, 2019
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