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Urban Retard 

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A person who spends most of their time in urbanized areas who is accustomed to having almost everything done for them. This person lacks basic life skills, such as using basic hand tools, replace a light bulb, reset a breaker, etc.
Can you believe James doesn’t know how to replace a burnt out lightbulb? What an urban retard!
Urban Retard by anonymous June 7, 2022
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Extraphysical Retardation 

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A mental health condition whose primary symptom is a compulsion to post massive numbers of definitions beginning with "Extraphysical".
That Full Monteirism dude has a raging case of extraphysical retardation.
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Fat Retard 

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JACE
JACE IS A FAT RETARD
Fat Retard by ADASDAFAE June 24, 2022

Fucking Retard

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Delay or hold back in terms of progress, being more retarded than a retard, or having the name Brady or Spencer.
Goddamn Brady you’re such a fucking retard!
Fucking Retard by TheNutOfTruth August 30, 2022

golden retard

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A Golden Retriever with a lack of intelligence, just cuteness no brain.
"Holy crap your Golden Retriever is such a Golden Retard."
"What do you mean?"
"He just ran into a wall."
"Oh...its okay he's cute."

Dogmatically Retarded 

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An insult meant for someone who would lay down their opinion as absolute fact despite being intellectually dishonest. Typically once their claim has been addressed, instead of engaging with the point, they will quickly blurt out something off the top of their head that usually will yet again be dishonest.
Jess has bad takes, he is dogmatically retarded.