House

Be house. {To do the act of "Housing" To be House (To act like House)}

House: Youre a black man.
Foreman: This vexes me.

House: He needs mouse bites to live

Mouse: squeak squeak squeak
Patient: I feel better. No more nose blood. Thank you doctor!
House: I am very smart
Wilson: I too am in this episode! (participated)

by leftonsea September 16, 2024

House

The place where u can do the following things:Rest,take a shit without being disturbed,Watch and play video games,watch TV,say stuff without offending everyone(besides twitter.) Oh and treat it properly please...

Friend 1:Hey where u at???(calling on his phone)

Kyle:My house eating and playing Call of duty.

Friend 1:Nice

by Scandinavian Viking November 23, 2021

house

The place where you hug a pillow while you cry yourself to sleep because your so lonely.

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by ppppppppj April 29, 2021

House

to describe a magic the gathering card or other things that perform exceptionally well and are consistent in getting results. A house always poses questions for the opponent to answer and is really hard to outclass by the opponent.

The bonecrusher giant is a House in gruul!!

by HT1992 February 18, 2021

House

West Virginia cracker crib.

I found my bf shit-faced house in a west Virginia cracker crib

by July 22, 2021

House

A medical doctor who is super smart but also a complete asshole to everybody and their mother. Coworkers, patients, higher-ups. The guy completely sucks, but nobody does anything about it though because he's super smart and the hospital can't continue without him. According to the writers, he's also supposedly autistic. An excellent rep for autistic people: smart guy who hates everyone. Beautiful work, House writers.

"Hey, do you know where I can find a good house?"
"You mean the medical doctor?"

by SincerelyTheFurry May 15, 2025

House

Verb.
To beat ruthlessly or to kick the shit out of as a form of retaliation.

"This guy got drunk and tried flirting with an underaged girl so me and my guys housed his ass."

by Haji Stardust June 18, 2022