by Xhl03 March 23, 2025

"Sheila invited me over to her place last night. I know she's into pegging so I let her find my brown potato."
by mondaytuesdaywednesdaythursday November 15, 2017

by The Real Windows XP June 6, 2018

When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.
Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?
John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.
John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.
by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019

by DeusVult Infidels December 16, 2020

Potato's,
Potato's are the best thing on the planet of earth. People who are potato's, their name starts with L and J E and B, and never in the world do they start with k's. The common names for potato's are Lynda, Laney, Jocelyn! Potato's can be ugly and/or cute!
Potato's are the best thing on the planet of earth. People who are potato's, their name starts with L and J E and B, and never in the world do they start with k's. The common names for potato's are Lynda, Laney, Jocelyn! Potato's can be ugly and/or cute!
Potato: Hewo
Person 1: How are you?
Person 2: No, the question is what
are you?
Potato: I am Lynda potato!
Potato- A plant
Person 1: How are you?
Person 2: No, the question is what
are you?
Potato: I am Lynda potato!
Potato- A plant
by Potato #2 January 12, 2018

1. The dandruff clumps on your taint.
2. An obscure sexual aroused fetish using potatos
3. Sticking your nose between Someones pelvis and anus.
2. An obscure sexual aroused fetish using potatos
3. Sticking your nose between Someones pelvis and anus.
Katie:What are you doing back there Jim?
Jim: There were yellow flakes on the bed !
Katie:You think its gooch potato?
Jim:Its definitely gooch potato
Jim: There were yellow flakes on the bed !
Katie:You think its gooch potato?
Jim:Its definitely gooch potato
by AsAboveSoBelow420 October 11, 2017
