white noise

the worst movie ever made
this movie blows, it was the most predictable stupid movie ever and the end doesnt even make sense

alexp:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh scary
me:look this is gonna happens
(thing happens)
alexr:ha good call watch., this is gonna happen
(thing happens)
me:nice job!
alexp:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh scary im a little bitch

by matt pullman January 10, 2005

white jesus

Aboriginal term for a white person, less rude than more common "white cunt", but supposed to have the same connotation.

Aboriginal man: Gimme some money you white Jesus
Centrelink Officer: I'm sorry, it is not your pay day
Aboriginal man: Youse white cunts is all the same.

by La Douche April 13, 2004

white whale

When one's nude buttocks breach the surface of the water, allowing a discharge of stale poo gas to be expelled in a spray of fine mist.

While swimming with friends, explain the legend of the mysterious white whale that is rumoured to live at the bottom of the lake. Dive down in search of the beast, wait 10 sec., execute the manoeuvre described above

by The Hawk September 17, 2005

off white

Derived from the color of paint, "off white"

A black person that acts white, talks white, and dresses white, only thing holding him back is their color, that is not white.

"David is the whitest black kid I know, he dresses from Abercrombie, listens to MudVayne and talks like he has an english accent when he's American and he's a republican."

"David would be off white, very off white."

by Chris aka Krill December 28, 2005

white bear

A man's man. The hairiest of all aryans. He can braid his chest hair and back hair together and jump rope sideways with it. A true lover of the game of basketball, but an even bigger lover of Dwight "my man in the banana hammock" Howard. White bears enjoy muscular men, dark chocolate, and appreciates it when a female bear wears dwight howard gear. Not to be confused with a brother on the down low. White bears are a unique species of protein-shake drinking, addicted to big black broad shoulders, homework doing studs who one day will find a way to mate with the Chocolate God of his dreams

- "Wow Dwight just dunked on someone and pretty much teabagged him!"
- "Keep quiet! Youre gonna get the white bear way too excited!"

by whitebear4ever May 4, 2010

white fright

Unease from white people when topics of race are brought up. A general cringing or shutting down towards openly talking about white privilege, or racism as manifested in subtleties of everyday life. Not being able to confront the millions of corpses below them. The fact white fright was not already defined in Urban Dictionary.

"All lives matter!"

"That's some white fright bullshit."

by sensayshun February 2, 2017

white trash

white trash are the lowest form of human life on this planet, worse then any minority in the history of the world, reason being is because they were afforded the benefit of being white yet still manage to be worthless no good shit kickin sister fuckin food stamp hoggin porky piggin imbred backwood crack smokin pedo scum.

white trash billy and his 7 inbred brothers our having a bukakke party upon his lil sisters face

by d0l0h0l0 July 24, 2011