u/free-relationship-22

touches himself to his minecraft/terraria builds

Big up u/free-relationship-22

by Voni_Fuck37 October 4, 2025

For Free

A humorous reference to paid feet pictures (eg. on Onlyfans or Feetfinder) and the popularity/prevalence of foot fetish online, usually said jokingly to a person prominently showing their feet in a public picture posted online

Person 1: <posts a picture of bare feet in the grass and another picture of them lying on the sofa with their meaty soles on full display>
Person 2: "for free!?!?"

by Tarantino's Alt Handle October 14, 2025

Scot-free

A free good or service of such poor quality that it costs to fix it. A derogatory word for Scottish commodities.

The original mullet was a Scot-free haircut.

by Dubs Check October 17, 2025

nigels free parking

using dead mums parking disability badges. spaz fraud

nigels free parking cool

by mrs tosser November 12, 2025

Platform-free

When you take a news detox and delete all or almost all of your soc-med accounts.

Being platform-free is when you voluntarily deplatform yourself

by Sexydimma November 15, 2025

Fist-free February

A recovery period where gay men who enjoy being fisted take a month off to heal. This period of time is needed to recover from damage that has accumulated over the prior year, including to organs, membranes, sphincters, and other tissue.

Bob didn't know if he would make it to Fist-free February because by New Year's Day his rectal prolapse already protruded almost 6 inches from his anus and required frequent moisturizing spray. He was also in a lot of pain from bruising to his liver, kidneys and colon. Fist-free February couldn't come soon enough.

by Velvet Tongue January 6, 2026

happy-go-free

means you go with whatever suits everyone

let's eat out at the chinese restaurant. do you want to?

I'm fine. I'm a happy-go-free kinda person. I'll go with the flow.

by lilmissnisi October 16, 2008