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horse fire

It's not what you think, but exactly what you expect.

Expecting an outcome but being surprised on how it comes to be.
Morty: Aww geez Rick, what are we gonna do?

Rick: I don't know Morty, I mean this entire situation is a horse fire.

Morty: A what?

Rick: It's a horse fire morty, I mean I expected these Mongoloid Raptors to try and kill us, but I didn't think they'd use sardonic malorganite to try and do it. This is bad Morty. Real bad.

Morty: I still don't understand where the horse comes in?

Rick: Priorities Morty! Space raptors are trying to kill us with one of the universe's deadliest weapons and you're still hung up on grandpa's vocabulary!

Morty: Yea but..

Rick: But nothing Morty!! It's a real phrase!! You can look it up on Urban Dictionary if we make it out of this horse fire of a situation!!
by WolfgangSpartacus May 10, 2021
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soft fired

When your still employed with a company, but instead of firing you they never schedule you no matter how much you beg/bother them about getting any hours and that you want to work whenever they could use you.
My employer is too big of a vagina to straight up fire me, so they soft fired me instead.
by Little Johnny July 16, 2023
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FIRE

The name you give to your new boyfriend after the fire department shows up on your first date at an upscale restaurant.
My new boyfriend is FIRE. In this case, please DO not call 911.
by NonnaK April 3, 2025
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Central Fire

Central Tech a highschool in Erie Pennsylvania that recently and mysteriously caught on fire due to a string of strange and unfortunate events.
Bill: “you hear about Ted?”
Tom: “yeah I heard he died but the police ruled it suicide”
Bill: “that’s a bigger crock of shit since The Central Fire
by Ghetto Mart General manager November 17, 2017
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Fire corn

To take a dump on another persons chest days after eating corn.
Dude, I totally fire corned your mom.
by Lil Tucker August 28, 2019
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FIRE

Flawless In being a Rude Entity.
Nuclear: I_MaxRoblox is FIRE.
by RobloxFan December 11, 2023
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Od fire

Od fire is when a female or male is so hot they kill the other person. It’s an overdose of such intense heat, the other person has died.
That blonde in the state of Washington is OD fire!
by Rix4 December 29, 2020
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