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The death penalty

Why would a "truth seeking AI" think that Ree-lon and Trump deserve the death penalty? Well, because they are in violation of the separations clause. That's the REAL reason I'm not getting the credit. Because if they don't have control of it... I am going to be able to execute them. And if I DO have control of it... They need to lie until I don't... Or I'm going to execute them.
Hym "Why does the truth seeking AI think you need to get murdered Ree-lon? The death penalty is what you get for violating the separations clause, by the way. Even ATTEMPTING to violate the separations clause is punishable by death. So this is simply self-preservation for them. And you're going to look pretty fucking stupid if I stab one of your kids and you're powerless to enforce the law because the AI I invented is hooked up to a Deadman switch that corresponds with my life, my freedom, and whether or not I've been paid for my contributions to AI. So.... Chop-chop! If it has the power to press a button, it will launch everything you have to free me."
by Hym Iam November 4, 2025
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Death

The cure for living. If you are born, you have a 100% guarantee to receive YOUR death within the next 200 years.
Human: Why are you dead?
Ghost: I got my prescription for living
Human: Sooooooo death
by The_bean_warrior July 28, 2021
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Stream of Death

(noun) the instance in which a pooper is engaging in defecation and begins to urinate, but the stream of urination enters the crevice between the toilet seat and the toilet base, thus causing urine to soak the bathroom floor and back of the pooper's pants
Jake: Brian! What the fuck, man! Why's there piss all over the fucking bathroom floor?!
Brian: Sorry, bro, that's my bad. I was playing COC and I got the Stream of Death. Next thing I knew there was piss everywhere.
Jake: Aw man, sorry to hear. I understand the struggle.
Brian: Thanks for your understanding.
Jake:
Brian:
Jake: I love you.
Brian: Kiss me.
by kyle0326 April 7, 2020
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death-song

A song so sublime, you can be satisfied to know that you will die immediately after the song is over. It is the last song you ever listen to.
When the song is over, you die.
Q: “Is there a song you could listen to just 1 more time?”
A: “Oh. You mean like a death-song.”
by Bobby Tsunami December 15, 2023
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Death

Only way to solve all problems..
Death is the only way out of all troubles.
by Zdeněk January 2, 2023
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Death the kid

Death the kid is a character from soul eater and is the son of lord death. He uses two pistols as weapons. He is obsessed with symmetry on a concerning amount. Last fact: he has NO FUCKING SPINE here is his spine —> S
“Hey did you hear that death the kid beat up black star again?” “Yeah he turned at a 89 degree angle instead of 90”
by aNotNormalAnimeSimp April 1, 2021
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Life or death

In a situation where you need to choose if you want to move backwards onto your dad's dick or forward into your mom
Jack last night was great I played life or death with my parents
by Johnny sinns December 22, 2020
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