David

a david is a person who likes to sniff the male’s ballsacks. a david is a person who sniffs so hard that he can take all of the earth’s oxygen.

did you hear that we have a david in our class?

by dracula100 May 20, 2023

David Sosa

A Peruvian man who has an addiction to the Wii U, more specifically Nintendo TVii. Also known as the "code deleter".

David Sosa try not to say vino challenge: failed

by funnyinternetuser927 May 29, 2023

david disease

When a person named David starts to act so gay they turn into a band kid

That kid has david disease.

by Meatrider69 June 14, 2023

David

To the girl he's with he's known as Daddy but to his friends the old davester Dave guy Dave brougham Dave bud in all the Davidlicious things you can think of he is a friend who is always there and an OCD cleaner you may get pulled over with cops asking where the catalytic converters but don't be afraid the cops will let you go and you can live on with your life anyways all in all David mazar's is thw shiz it

Big dick daddy from Cincinnati that's super David of you to even try to be as David as he is

by Stupidspic June 15, 2023

Will David

A huge sexy boy who every girl wants and needs. He is a funny guy but don't let his jokes fool you he doesn't care about them all he cares about are women whos names start with ...

Ava: oh my goodness look how handsome and sexy Will David is
Zuhair: ikr he's so buff and hot
Lily: that's so true

by Zuhair Hater June 19, 2023

DAVID

This man has the largest cock in the world

they love big black oily naked man who cums all over there face
Many girls tried to suck on his cock but it usually turns out like

Girl 1: Is that cocky mc flurry because davids penis is so big
Girl2: woahhhh i want that inside of me

by BigCockMcFlurryDavid February 27, 2023

David

When David is 54 years old he will receive unsolicited nude selfies from beautiful women - daily.

When David is 54 years old, he will receive unsolicited nude selfies from beautiful women - daily.

by Botwin March 2, 2023