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crotch chris

A young male with no common sense usually spends his days violently masterbating or playing video games. He only thinks about himself and thinks he's "the shit". He spends a very little time working out thinking that it will make a huge difference. He drinks pussy powder by the gallon and enjoys putting miscellaneous objects into his ass. He is a down right dirty and usless like some crotches.
Dude my buddy's little brother is such a crotch chris.
by Gargles June 14, 2017
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chris!!!

abbys boyfriend who loves her
my name is chris!!! and abby is mine.
by soysauceypants June 1, 2021
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Chris

The most awesome guy you'll ever see. He likes to talk with everybody, He is always in for a party, he drinks a lot and girls can't keep their hands of him because of his beautiful brown hair, deep brown eyes and his charm
Damn that guy is so awesome, that must be a Chris.
by LEGEN... wait for it ...DARY February 25, 2017
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Chris

A cute and weird, sometimes darkly comedic and disturbing, guy who is caring, loving, selfless, and trustful to the people he loves, and is a self-proclaimed horror and music addict.
Person A: Hey, have you met the new guy
Person B: You mean Chris?
A: Yea! That guy! I went to greet him and surprisingly, he’s a very nice guy!
B: He really is.
by Ziipher Bungle August 4, 2019
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CHRIS

You are a damn Chris.

Dont be so Chris about shit.
by Pseu davis June 12, 2019
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Chris Brown

A man who’s been through hardships and has experience lots hatred but still stands with the love he still has in his ❤️
Dude: Damn you seen Tommy right there?

Dude2: Oh yeah what’s he been doing?

Dude: PSSH man..... he out here living life man

Dude2: forreal?? Even after all Dat shit he was in??

Dude: Hell yeah he on that Chris Brown ish
by SnICKeR ChROniCles May 18, 2020
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Chris Rape

Chris rape is when you finesse someone underneath a bed without their consent
Susan: I jus got chris rape(d) yesterday

Chris: Dont be telling our business
by AssClapperSince06 February 1, 2021
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