Box of Secrets

When a drunken man wanders into a bar and leaves with what he assumes is a women. He is so drunk that he doesn't realize that underneath its clothes is a winky. So when he wakes up in the morning he looks under the coveres to reveal the box of secrets.

When Nick hiked up the skirt of who he thought was a beautiful women, he discovered a box of secrets.

by ChaosDemon January 13, 2011

pick box

An adjective used to describe someone who generally teases other people in a playful manner

Wow, Timmy is such a pick box, he's always teasing me.

by Supersam1095 March 9, 2017

boob box

boob box that has milk inside the boob which is in a box that contains the milk in the boob box.

Person 1: LOOK AT THOSE MILKERS!!!!
Person 2: NAWWWW she got boob box frfr!

by Communist Dude December 2, 2022

mouldy box

A vagina/anus that hasn't been cleaned for at least 2 weeks. Usually green, orange or reddish in colour or even in combination/mixture. Such mould boxes contain smegma or cheese, more STDs than a Liberian village and a rancid smell. Occasionally you can find frogs, cockroaches and mice if you tap it. Mouldy boxes smell like shit, blood, mould, 40 day old rotten fish and most McDonalds bathrooms. Mouldy boxes usually can be prevented/fixed with a regular shower however if times are desperate, use mould killer.

Jim 1: Hey bro, I fucked my girl last night and when I was eating her I vomited! That shit was rancid.
Jim 2: Bro, I bet she has a mouldy box! Bring mould killer next time or a plastic bag as a condom.
Jim 1: I think I smelt some swamp water in there too...
Jim 2: Was it Steph Woody?

by trickysamurai June 11, 2019

Black Box

Something that you will never open. like a vagina if you are a puff

the black box never opens ted

by d-diggley-69 December 26, 2008

Rad box

A Microsoft X-box console

Lets crank out the Rad box

by melvin April 28, 2003

hot boxing

Masturbating in a porta-john, porta-pooper, shit-house, etc. in Iraq or any other desert location. The sun's heat in these areas is multiplied by the trapped air in the porta-john.

You took a long time in the crapper, were you hot boxing in there?

by toolonginiraq May 30, 2006