queef bag

A bag that contains vaginal gasses and is usually is distributed to a large amount of sadistic men who usually go by the name "bush".

Bush declared that same-sex marriages were unethical.....so a pack of lesbians queefed into one bag and presented it to bush. And that sick son-of-a-dildo-loved it.

by Skyclad_Vikky April 13, 2004

T-Bag

1) The name of episode 15 of Pure Pwnage, which will probably end up being criticized from the emphasis put on black stereotypes for the new character.
2) A character from the show Pure Pwnage, introduced in said episode. T-bag is Terrance Brown's nick name. He is the "motha fuckin halo king of this planet"

1) "Have you seen T-bag yet? It's hysterical, kinda racy though"
2)"Lift, Dip, T-bag!"

by F0ps December 6, 2007

tea-bag

verb - An April 15 nationwide protest against President Obama heavily promoted by Fox News and largly restricted to small gatherings of angry white conservatives; the sponsors and participants presumably intended the term to be suggestive of the Boston Tea Party and appear to have been unaware that it also has a sexual meaning.

"I'm gonna tea-bag Obama before he tea-bags me and takes my gun away!"

by Wordsmith, Esq. April 16, 2009

douche bag

Simply stated: you are a douche bag. A douche bag is any person who feels it's necessary to impress someone else. Sometimes referred to as a fuck-off, or cock-smoke. Also, quite condescending and conceited; not unlike a tool-shed.

Oh, I see that you're wearing a white polo shirt, flower swim trunks, penney loafers, and sunglasses with a strap. You're a "douche bag" and you should probably end yourself with a revolver, douche bag.

by joe don November 15, 2003

douche bag

a certian individual that lacks key social skills and at times can sound mentally retarted. ussually finds his/her jokes much funnier then anybody else and will laugh loudly at them. has a false sense of himself/herself and will often think they were once much cooler then there are now. not very good at anything but still finds a way to enjoy himself/herself. similiar to a douche, loser, bitch.

did you see what john did today?!
yea, hes just a douche bag.

by fjkajfkajfkkjafd April 5, 2007

Touche-Bag

1. The spawn produced when a tool-bag and douche-bag mate.

2. Lingo being used to describe teenagers in 12-20 years.

"Sean Preston Spears-Federline is such a touche-bag!"

"Look at all of those young touche-bags sitting around on their Blackberries. What worthless people."

by Pterodactyl April 28, 2007

suicide bag

A body bag configured for conscientious suicidals to make postmortem cleanup that much easier for the authorities and less traumatic for any children, pets, or roommates of the deceased. Might include a window to slip an ID into (to save the loved ones from identifying the remains) or a frontal slot for a firearm and a rear plate to keep the bullet and any fluids from exiting the bag.

Charlie wanted to end his own life, but didn't feel like ruining his family's life with the images of his bloody remains, so he did the right thing and did it in a Suicide Bag (tm).

by Sims-Peckat August 7, 2010