slow bird

if you’re slow and look like a bird, it becomes a compound word, slow bird

Brooklyn is such a slow bird!

by yuh😏😏😏 September 20, 2020

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shot bird

Someone who uses a military background ( usually stolen valor) as a way to attempt to get sexual favors.

Naw bro Mike is a shot bird. That's how he hooked up with Bethany

by Whisper crew May 3, 2020

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Free-birding

The act of killing a bird with your bare hands, freezing it and then using it as a dildo

I was bored so I started free-birding

by Kux July 9, 2025

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1. The ultimate driving around song. Only those who have driven a backroad in a square body Chevy while the guitar solo hits have truly lived. Anyone fortunate enough to grow up in a town that’s small enough to have nothing to do but burn gas knows this song by heart. If you are from the sticks, anytime you get caught speeding simply tell the sheriff that the guitar solo was on and he is guaranteed to understand and let you off the hook.

2. For true rednecks, Free Bird is also a reference of time (slightly less than 10 min). Those who have this song on repeat know how many Free Birds it takes to get from place to place. If you find a man like this, trust everything he says and never bet against him.

1. Beau- “Let’s go drivn’ round and shoot deer”
Waylon- “What should we listen to?”
Beau- “What kind of question is that? Put Free Bird on.”

2. Jesse- “How far away is the creek?”
Casey- “Oh I’d reck’n bout 2 Free Birds or so.”

Jesse- “So 20 minutes?”
Casey- “What? I couldn’t hear you over the freedom in the speakers.”

by Gixxer22 July 16, 2023

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