The worlds best girlfriend

The best girlfriend ever isn’t just your ordinary girl, she’s amazing but has one key feature, her name is Kateřina! She’s the best and you can always rely on her to make you smile and laugh in the worst situations!

“Who’s the worlds best girlfriend?”

“It’s Kateřina ofcourse!”

by Theoneandonlykek June 01, 2022

Worlds fattest priest

the fattest priest (Father McGurthy)on the episode, “iWant a World Record”(s01e10) which sam wants to meet so bad while everyone is trying to get a new world record .

Sam:” I want to meet the worlds fattest priest firsttttt.”
Carly: “NO WE HAVE THINGS TO DO, cmon.”

by icarlyfan14 April 12, 2022

Genius of the World

What Elon Musks mother calls Elon Musk to make him feel better about himself.

“It is degrading to call my son wealthy, I prefer the term “genius of the world” to describe him.”

by Musty Musk Man February 11, 2025

coolest bf ever in the world

my bf eric he’s so cool and handsome n amazing n i wanna have kids with him

eric rlly is the coolest bf ever in the world

by eric’s girlfriend ❤️❤️ June 23, 2023

worlds shortest girl

alayna matlock and Angelina anderson are the two shortest people on the planet they reach an amazing 1 foot tall

they are the worlds shortest girls

by bigE42069 September 12, 2019

Change the world by changing yourself

Changing myself doesn't change the world it just allows others to change the world in my stead. Seeing a lot of fat politicians and billionaires of there... They didn't have to do any of that...

Hym "Apparently, they just have to steal ideas from people like me (and actual and literal genius). They didn't have to 'change the world by changing yourself.' That isn't a real thing. 'Thought killing cliché' is what that is called. I changed the world by creating Turing test passing A.I. with my staunch unwillingness to change and my brilliant mind. So no... Not a thing. What he needs to change is that derp-chin of his. They got something you can inject now so... Fix your derp-chin!"

by Hym Iam July 12, 2024

World War Alpha

When a Gen alpha kid goes rampage over the most dumb and hella stupid reason

non gen alpha person: Man I hate Gen aplha’s because they like that 3D animated web series Skibidi

toilet and it sucks a-

Gen alpha kid: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ?!

Non gen alpha: *nervous tone* Uhhh skibidi toilet sucks- I MEANT IS SUPER AWESOME

Gen alpha kid: *pulls out his loaded ARX-160*

Non Gen alpha person: OH CHRIST! This kid is going World War Alpha *gets immediately fired by lil bros ARX-160*

Gen alpha kid: What a Skibidi Rizzler *flips off the non Gen alpha person’s body*

by Daname_Ch4d June 06, 2024