Chris

fly ass Nīgga and will fuck the shit out your bitch, he gets mad bread and is fly asf.
he really the don

“omg bitch is that chris”

by Siiy November 21, 2021

Chris

Chris is the biggest hoe in the friend group, although he seems very shy on the outside yet his body count is above everyone's standards. He is a skinny boy who, under his baggy clothes, has a great unforgettable set of abs. Chris is a very nice guy who always know both how to satisfy a woman and how to treat one correctly. His reputation struggled through middle school but as he started high school he began to thrive, getting all the girls, rising in popularity, but not maintaining the best grades. His parents are strict towards his surrounding academics but he works hard enough to see his friends and girlfriends often. His judgement is not always the best but through and through he's a great guy, perfect some may say...

"Guess who asked me out? Chris did!" "Oh my god! Are you serious? Don't mess that one up, he'll be perfect for you."

by UrbanDefinitionsIRL May 10, 2021

Chris

Chris is a faggot baby daddy who doesn’t care about anyone other than himself

Very abusive and never their for his youngest

Loves to manipulate and claims he is the victim

“I’ve never felt so down in my life”

“Omg are you dating a Chris?”

by popskittles November 6, 2022

Chri

He is a horizontal Cornelius, which is the man of mysterious. Smoking joints in the dark he got money on the side 10k on the line oh yea. 24 hours driving to the Steven, Bay Area hotels expensive. He don’t give a fuck his name is Chri Chri Chri. He got bars and titties scoop scoop scoop mothafucka you see me.

Grip on the Glock (Chri), control the block (Chri)
Flood the whole box (flood) with nothin' but rocks (flood)

by Cela24 May 13, 2023

chris baxford

a term for when someone hops from one person to another; they don't stay in one relationship for too long

keith: "yo have you heard?"
dominick: "heard what?"
keith: "jveon pulled a chris baxford bro"
dominick: "damn... jit rlly be wildin"

by Delantae Woods December 22, 2022

Chris

A knobhead who hates pink footballs.

For Christmas we got Chris a pink football just to wind him up—he took one dramatic pause, muttered ‘absolutely not,’ and tried to volley it over the neighbours fence.

by nikmister December 10, 2025

Chris

Chris is the type of guy to have a massive p*nis and blaze while naked.

Yo, Chris is absolutely insane.

by CodexperteZ January 11, 2022