Facebook grandma

An old lady that still uses Facebook or other boomer platforms.
Person1: Bro my grandma is always showing me random things on Facebook. She is a Facebook grandma.

Person2: Ratio.
by Naplii December 02, 2023
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facebook barbie

When someone post facebook pictures on their dating profile that are 10 years and 30 lbs ago.
I met a women off tinder the other night, she turned out to be a total facebook barbie
by theredcat360 July 07, 2021
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myspacing facebook

people who use fake names and pose very slutty or flash their abs a.ka. the "myspace pose".
Jennifer: OMG people keep myspacing facebook!
Valerie: Like, how?
Jennifer: Max Lovespandas...what kind of name is that?
by peanutjane April 12, 2011
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Facebook Comment Section

The Part of Facebook that is dominated by Soccer Moms and Boomers complaining and ranting about the most simple mishaps in life or even reality deniers trolling science and history.
My friend once posted a prank video on Facebook last Christmas where he scared people in a mall with a Grinch costume and he ended up getting scrutinized by angry Karens in the Facebook Comment Section for supposedly being cruel even if he didn't intended it to be taken seriously.
by The40sand60sfan September 27, 2023
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Facebook Chair

Also known as, the toilet. So named as its the most common place smartphone users update there Facebook page
Is John on the Facebook Chair?

Bob: I have to go to the toilet.

Hubert: Dont you mean the Facebook Chair?
by BettyBlue March 11, 2011
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facebook mom

they are the type of moms that post what happened on their daily lives such as going to the mall with their friends, making breakfast for their children, celebrating a party and so much more.
"A Facebook mom posted a picture going out with her friends at the mall."
by replies November 30, 2022
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Facebook Mom

a facebook mom is a mom who posts whatever she's doing or did. You'll probably be seeing her posting stupid or "funny" things her kid(s) said.
Describing a person who is ALWAYS ON FACEBOOK.
POV: judith posts about her kids running away with a laughing emoji.

Omg Sarah is such a Facebook Mom
by razziebomm December 12, 2022
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