Take a Kirby

To defecate before a major event.

Patrick went to take a Kirby before his date.

by Kirby.PinkPuff July 26, 2022

Take out the spring.

You know that spring in my stapler. DOnt take it out. dont take my spring out of my stapler.

"you are taking out my spring you fucking breadhead, put it back!don't take out the spring."
"Oh no I didn't mean to take out your spring I willl put the spring back into the stapler"
"Thats right now get on your knees"

by annataskerlover April 25, 2023

Big Take

Money

Go and get some Big Take

by Gils. November 24, 2021

Take it sleazy

No

"Mate, take it sleazy" "no"

by Mr_n0_n4m3 February 02, 2020

take a whiff

A phrase used by New Yorkers when they smell weed or marijuana to tell their friends for them to smell it also

"TAKE WHIFF, TAKE A WHIFF."

Take a whiff of that good good weed

by Dani01 May 14, 2022

To take a Theo

Pull a girl in a week, but lose her next week

That girl is out of your league, you are going to take a Theo

by Mydittotoolong April 09, 2021

Taking the pistachio

Another way of saying "taking the piss" which means "are you serious?". This phrase came from the Irish television show, "Damo and Iver".

Friend: *does something stupid*
Me: Are you actually taking the pistachio?!

by Catherine Witch November 28, 2017