when you go to a party and see that one jerkhole that is equil distance to the snack bar and the dance floor, even though he is fat as hell he ends up jiggling all that fat and your stuck wondering what the hell happend with your life that you decide to open a bakery and leave
by mute moth October 15, 2018
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a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no? now please apply the phrase pigs don't fly to yourself. i haven't seen that many mothers chase their sons around their houses with bloody brooms; therefore this behavior, I will conclude, must be neither normal nor, in fact, civilized.
His mother starts screaming at him:
mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.
son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no? now please apply the phrase pigs don't fly to yourself. i haven't seen that many mothers chase their sons around their houses with bloody brooms; therefore this behavior, I will conclude, must be neither normal nor, in fact, civilized.
by Sexydimma August 19, 2012
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Guy 2: I had pigs in blankets, they were so good!
Guy 2: I had pigs in blankets, they were so good!
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Get the pig-pile bile mug.A tree pig is a anivan that is mainly seen in the west Ireland. It is known to be as ferocious as a tiger. And it is not advised to make eye contact with them.
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