sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!

Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.

Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'

by Annnnnnoooonnnyyyyymooouuuuuss May 24, 2018

Howie Sandwich

Whatever sexual innuendo grosses you out the most is your "Howie Sandwich". It's that one spectacularly disgusting sexual reference that has been burned into your brain in a way that you are never the same person again. It's a sexual innuendo that is so crazy and odd that you won't ever forget it - even though normal people would pretty much give anything if they could forget it. Discovering the next "Howie Sandwich" is a game only the bravest perverts will play. It's the perfect phrase to describe what your favorite dirty minded friend would like for dinner. The phrase is derived from the mental image obtained when "Howie" is sandwiched between two broads.

Go home with that fucktard? Are you kidding me? Who knows what he'll do to me! He's a Howie Sandwich!

by Shannon Maynard May 24, 2018

salty mustard sandwich

When there is a three way with two guys, and one guy nuts in the girls pussy and the other guy pees in it

I had a salty mustard sandwich yesterday, and it was delightful!

by Big dick Daquan May 26, 2018

Sandwich Man

Something that no-one wants to be called but can't be denied, because it's true.

"Phil, you're a sandwich man."
"No I'm not."
"But it's true because you can't deny it."

by LifelikeV May 26, 2018

Smelly Sandwich

What a girl has in between her legs when every waffle chef in town has slathered her sandwich.

“Sammi’s trying to steal my boyfriend”
“Yeah you and everybody else.”
“I’m not threatened though I heard about her smelly sandwich.”

by canbyhighschoolshooter April 18, 2018

Ham Sandwich

When you get a wedgie in your pussy.

I've been walking around with a ham sandwich all day!

by Mark McBass August 12, 2022

P&P Sandwich

On one of those rare occasions where you go out cycling with both your friends pat and paul. They may ask to meet you at a quiet place where no one can see them making the p&p sandwich.

To make the sandwich they will begin by pouring energy gels into your bibs while they both squeeze one out into their bibs. Once the gels have been poured, they both pull up on each other's bibs to spread the poo. Once it's been thoroughly spread, they strip down naked and climb into your bibs with one of them in front of you and one behind. they begin shouting p&p sandwiches while jumping up and down to smother your body with gel and poo. When they are satisfied with the spread, they will get out, put on their bibs and cycle home.

Never meet at the bottom of fern hill. It's quiet down there so Pat & Paul made me a P&P sandwich.

by S&H sigh co leen August 13, 2022