Ryan

Stubborn and competitive with others, he always wants to get his way. Ryan holds grudges and when you hit him, he hits back harder. Through his facade, Ryan is actually a sensitive being who feels for others. Ryan is deeply in tune with his emotions, but hides it well. Ryan is a loving guy who will do anything for you. Ryan will wear robes and care for you at all times. Ryan leaves people stunned with his handsomeness. Ryan is the best type of person to have in your life, don't ever let him go.

PERSON 1: "I told a joke to Ryan and he took offence, he's still holding as grudge; It's so annoying. He's been ignoring me all day and he keeps embarrassing me in front of the entire class!"
PERSON 2: "Oh, Ryan isn't mad at you or holding a grudge... His feelings are just hurt and he doesn't know how to talk about it or deal with it."
PERSON 1: "Oh, I'm going to apologise. He's also very handsome, I'll tell him that too!"

by fettahorse November 23, 2021

Ryan (Jesus)

I've the body and power of Christ but my mind has been replaced with the the spawn of Satan

AHH have you seen Ryan (Jesus) over there

by NNN is for losers May 28, 2021

Ryan’s Upright Hoes

A tenawesome pimp daddy named Ryan who has upright hoes, not hunched over hoes. Only upright.

Ryan’s upright hoes aren’t hunched over. Ryans hoes are upright.

by Ryans Upright Hoes October 3, 2024

Ryan Energy

Synonymous with any and all actions that may create situations that may be synonymous with:

- Socially awkward
- Socially aggressive
- Cringe

- Wealthy and out of touch
- Douchey

"Did that guy really just say electric skateboards are affordable and should replace all cars?"
" Yeah that's got big Ryan Energy."

"I went on a date with this guy and he kept talking about The Big Short and offering his blazer to me. I felt like he had Ryan Energy."

by Teka49 November 4, 2023

Ryan

whos in love with rosha but rosha hates him!!

ryan: wassup Roshiiiii!
rosha: i hate u ! get away from me

by DDIPERSON March 27, 2019

Ryan

Ryan is a unisex name. A Girl Ryan is perfect in every way possible, from her looks to her personality. If you could start dating her, you would never want to leave her, as she makes you feel the best way possible, at all times.

Girl 1: Have you heard of Ryan?
Boy 1: Of course I have. She's the sweetest person alive

by anonymous April 5, 2022

ryan preedy

the smartest fucking kid on this planet he is so fucking hot omg

ryan preedy is fucking hoot

by bjfojfnrfjdkfnfknfnffnmnfndfnf June 24, 2019